Sunday, September 16, 2012

Library Chills


Under the glare of a winter day’s dismal attempt at being sunny, in a glass cage, over by the trendy new ruby-coloured lounges and just opposite the daily rack of newspapers, sits a man. His eyebrows arched in constant surprise, tapping a rhythm on the table and bopping to another with his feet, he turns each page of his paper with enthusiasm. He continues his eager movements again and again, only stopping occasionally to adjust the collar of his loose flannelette shirt, apathetic to the world around him, but delighted by the task of reading.

“CHRISTOPHER! CHRISTOPHER! Mummy said NO!” The small child, unaware that his actions and mother’s subsequent scolding has drawn almost the entire library’s attention to him, drops his defeated shoulders and starts following his mother towards the exit. He knows he’s lost this round, but as a final gesture of pre-kindergarten angst, he swings his arm out, brushing it along the towering stand, pulling out pamphlets for the librarians to clean up after he’s long gone. “CHRISTOPHER!!!!!” Even happy-reading guy has come out of his inner world and looked up to see what the fuss is about.

Outside, the water feature washes away the sounds of the irritated mother and brings an unwelcome reminder of the cold that awaits departees of this heated asylum. Automatic glass doors, serve as the entrance to warmth-seeking people on a chilly July morning. Just next to the doors, two women are in deep dialogue about the books they are returning. They slowly empty their canvas bags, one heavy book at a time, inserting them into the chute, stopping in between each one to discuss it more keenly than the one before. Laughing and gesticulating with their glove-wearing hands, they continually hit the sensor to open the door, sending a hit of chill throughout the front of the building.

He’s stopped tapping now. Happy-reading guy cranes his neck around to see what all the cold fuss is about. Disappointed by what he sees, he sighs to himself and returns to today’s (or is it yesterday’s) headlines, turning the next page and the next and the next. But his focus is lost. He pulls his shoulders up towards his head, feigning the universal sign for “I’m cold”, but it goes unnoticed to the two women oblivious to the mood-changing ability they have not only on him, but other patrons who have now all, at one stage or another, shot them the look of death. The look: that can only happen in a library, on a cold winter’s morning, with someone setting off the sensor to open the door and let the bitter cold in. The look that screams: “Put your books in the chute and move the fuck away from the door!”





Friday, March 23, 2012

Tòth Joska ès a tò


Mama: 'Hey glo, how do you spell tòth?'

glo: 'Mint Tòth Jòska?'

Mama: 'Nem mint to-òt, mint gondolat.'

glo: T-H-O-U-G-H-T

Mama: 'Neeeem, a màsik….'

glo: T-A-U-G-H-T?

A hàtterböl John: 'Not taught. Torte like a bloody cake!'

Mama ès glo: Jaaaaaaaaaaa...